It's as clear as a fake nose on a hog's face; New name for Redskins should become Washington Skins

I have the solution. I think the Washington Redskins, become the 'Skins, that they are called already anyway, and they will have a snare drum on their helmets, and a big-headed 60's beatnik as their mascot.

Or, go with the super obvious Skins, as short for PigSkins.  Years since the real 'Hogs' had any cartilage between their knees, some Skins fans still like to dress as robust swine.  

Why am I now hungry for pork rinds?